Steve Austin, aka the Lion of the Serengeti, has had quite the life in his 13 years roaming the earth. From his days in Mexico as emotional support animal, numero uno for El Chapo himself, to his walkabout in the deserts of South Texas, to the now retired life of belly rubs and midday naps in Austin--Steve has seen it all. Likes: attention, dental treats, cardigans. Dislikes: loud noises, puppies, and all other forms of competition for attention